Best Conversation With Avie Everrrr.

• Me: I WANNA BE A FUCKING WIZARD. FUCK YOU DUMBLEDORE WHERES MY FUCKING HOGWARTS LETTER YOU FUCKER.
• Avie: Hahahah itd be nice..
• Me: itd be nice...? A FUCKING WIZARD.
• Avie: hahahah, yeah, itd be awesome and shit, but ive been reading that since grade two. if i havent gotten my letter by now, i dont think id get one.
• Me: no fuck youuuu bahahah
• Avie: HAHA. Why? Cause if im not getting one then you sure as hell arent.
• Me: LOL FUCK YOU.
• Avie: :)
• Me: Sometimes I wonder if there actually wizards out there yenno, like its all true.
• Avie: haha, two secods ago i was thinking, what if everything jk rowling wrote was true and she would know cause shes a wizard and shes frowned upon by the wizarding community cause she exposes them but were too arrogant to believe such people exsist. maybe christian people who were burning her books cause theyre evil are actually wizards tryna keep people from reading them.
• LOL that shit was so much shorter
• when i was thinking it.
• Me: OMG I was actually thinking the same thing. SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
• Avie: LOOL funny huh?
• Me: Yeah i was all what if she was a wizard and all this actually happened/ happening. i kinda considered like being some future wizard and all this happens sometime in the future, AFTER i get my hogwarts letter and to everyones shock theres a new character named Arianna. yenno.
• Avie: HAHAHAHAHA YOU WISH.
• Arianna: LOL FUCK YOU. bc yenno there should be two girls. so hermoine's not lonely. ARIANNA will do a fucking amazing job and fuck shit up.
• LOOL. Nerds, I know : $. But if you actually took the time to read all this, youre just as big as a nerd (y) <3